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发表于 昨天 17:33
📖 译:[转场到瑞克,他坐在沙发上看电视,周围围着几名被同化者。]
Rick: Aaah! [coughs] Okay, okay, now make him cry. But happy cry. Now make 'em all make fun of the blonde one. Now make 'em all do it on the table! I can't believe you created a whole show for me. Now cancel it! Okay, now put it back on. Haha! [pauses] Alright, I'm bored.
📖 译:瑞克:啊啊![咳嗽] 好,好,现在让他哭。但要开心地哭。现在让他们全都取笑那个金发的。现在让他们全在桌子上做!真不敢相信你为我整了一档节目。现在把它取消!好,现在又放回来。哈哈![停顿] 好了,我无聊了。
💡 注:「make fun of」= 取笑。「blonde」= 金发的。「cancel it」= 取消它(这里指让统一体停掉节目)。瑞克在随意操控统一体为他定制「真人秀」。
Unity (Administrator): Rick, is there a way for you to call Summer and Morty? I feel bad that they-
📖 译:统一体(管理员):瑞克,有没有办法你联系一下小苏和莫蒂?我觉得对不起他们——
Rick: Pfft, screw those guys! Uugh, I'll be right back. Don't waste your brain on those weirdos, Unity. They're no different from any other aimless chumps that you occupy. They just put you at the centre of their lives because you're powerful and then because they put you there they want you to be less powerful. Never gonna happen though, right?
📖 译:瑞克:噗,去他们的!唔,我马上回来。别把脑子浪费在那帮怪人身上,统一体。他们和你占据的其他那些没有目标的可怜虫没两样。他们只是因为你有力量,就把你放在他们生活的中心,然后又因为是你放在那儿,就希望你没那么强大。不过那永远不会发生,对吧?
💡 注:「Pfft」= 表示不屑的咂嘴声。「screw those guys」= 去他们的/管他们呢(粗口 screw=操/滚)。「weirdos」= 怪人。「aimless chumps」= 没有目标的可怜虫/傻瓜(chump=容易上当的笨蛋)。「occupy」这里双关:既指统一体「占据/控制」宿主身体,也指「占据(某人的心)」。
Unity (all): Never.
Rick: Never! Back in a flash.
📖 译:瑞克:永远不!马上回来。
💡 注:「Back in a flash」= 一眨眼就回来/马上回来(flash=闪光,引申瞬间)。
(Rick goes into the bathroom, and washes his hands and face)
Rick: Best weekend ever, Rick! I agree, Rick! Let's see how long we can go!
📖 译:瑞克:最棒的周末了,瑞克!我同意,瑞克!看看我们能撑多久!
(He goes back into the main room. Unity has disappeared, but there are letters everywhere)
📖 译:(他回到主厅。统一体消失了,但到处都是信件。)
Rick: Hey Une! You got any more-
(He picks up a note and reads it. Unity talks in a voiceover, using the voices of different assimilated for each part)
📖 译:(他捡起一张便条读起来。统一体用画外音说话,每一段用不同被同化者的声音。)
💡 注:「voiceover」= 画外音/旁白。
Unity (voiceover): Rick, forgive me for doing this in notes. I'm not strong enough to do it in persons.
📖 译:统一体(画外音):瑞克,原谅我用便条说这事。我不够坚强,没法当面说。
💡 注:「in persons」= 当面(正确用法是 in person,复数 persons 是统一体自嘲/口误,因为它由无数「人」组成)。
(Rick starts wandering around town. The entire town is filled with letters. He picks up to read some as he goes)
📖 译:(瑞克开始在镇上游荡。整个镇子到处都是信件。他边走边捡起来读一些。)
Unity (voiceover): I realize now that I'm attracted to you for the same reason I can't be with you. You can't change. And I have no problem with that, but... it clearly means I have a problem with myself.
📖 译:统一体(画外音):我现在意识到,我被你吸引的原因,正是我不能和你在一起的原因。你不会改变。我对此没意见,但是……这显然意味着我有问题的是我自己。
Unity (voiceover): I'm sure there's no perfect version of me. I'm sure I'll just unify species after species and never really be complete.
📖 译:统一体(画外音):我确信没有完美的我。我确信我会一个物种接一个物种地统一下去,却永远无法真正完整。
Unity (voiceover): But I know how it goes with us. I lose who I am and become part of you. Because in a strange way you're better at what I do without even trying. Yours, and nobody else's, Unity. P.S. I don't know where those coal miners were before they got assimilated. You might want to get checked.
📖 译:统一体(画外音):但我知道我们之间会怎样。我会失去自我,变成你的一部分。因为在一种奇怪的意义上,你不用努力就比我更擅长我所做的事。你的,且只属于你的,统一体。又及:我不知道那些煤矿工在被同化前是从哪儿来的。你最好去检查一下。
💡 注:「coal miners」= 煤矿工。这是结尾的幽默伏笔——暗示统一体可能误同化了一些「本不该存在/来历不明」的人(或带了疾病),劝瑞克去体检。
[Trans. to the Smiths watching TV in the living room. Rick enters from the left]
📖 译:[转场到史密斯一家在客厅看电视。瑞克从左侧进来。]
Rick: Hey.
Beth: Dad... [clears throat] I... um... Jerry and I were looking for our weed whacker, and found your subterranean lair... and your alien prisoner. And... he got away. And I know I sound like mom but I can't sacrifice this whole family's safety just because I'm afraid you'll leave again, so no more alien prisoners, and, no more subterranean excavation without consulting us.
📖 译:贝丝:爸……[清嗓子] 我……呃……杰瑞和我在找除草机,然后发现了你的地下藏身处……还有你的外星囚犯。而且……他逃走了。我知道我听起来像妈妈,但我不能只因为害怕你再次离开,就牺牲全家的安危,所以不许再有外星囚犯,而且,没跟我们商量就不许再挖地下工程。
💡 注:「subterranean」= 地下的。「excavation」= 挖掘/开挖工程。「consulting us」= 咨询我们/跟我们商量。
Rick: Okay.
Beth:...Okay? Y-y-y-y-Okay like you're gonna quietly teleport somewhere and never come back?
📖 译:贝丝:……好?你——你——你——「好」是像你要悄悄传送走、再也不回来那种?
💡 注:「teleport」= 传送(瞬移)。贝丝担心瑞克嘴上答应、实则逃跑。
Rick: No. It's your house.
Summer: Grandpa Rick! What happened... with Unity?
📖 译:小苏:外公瑞克!出了什么事……和统一体之间?
Rick: Who? Oh. Unity. Yeah, well, I mean honestly we're talking about an entity that thrives on enslavement, you know. It's not cool. Fun's fun but who needs it? I'll be in the garage.
📖 译:瑞克:谁?噢。统一体。是啊,呃,我的意思是,说实话我们聊的是一个靠奴役为生的实体,你懂吧。这不酷。玩归玩,但谁需要它?我去车库了。
💡 注:「thrives on」= 靠……茁壮成长/兴盛(thrive=繁荣,on 表示赖以生存的东西)。「enslavement」= 奴役。瑞克嘴上否定统一体,实则在掩饰失恋的难过。
(“Do you feel it?” by Chaos Chaos starts playing in the background. Rick enters the garage, looking depressed, and drains his flask before throwing it away. Then he pulls out two bulbs and puts together a metal contraption on the desk. He pulls a frozen alien creature out of the drawers and brings it to life with a flask of chemicals, strokes it while it shrieks helplessly, and drinks the rest of the chemicals. He puts one of the bulbs into the contraption and sticks the alien under it, disintegrating it with a blast of energy, then replaces the bulb and repeats the process with his own head. At the last second, he falls unconscious, dodging the killing blast. The screen zooms out through the open garage door, showing Rick slumped still on the desk through the night and into the morning, even as Jerry shows up, happily weeding the garden and the driveway without noticing Rick.) |
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